today i learned – thurs 18th may 2017

once again, snapchat stories has taught me something πŸ™ŒπŸ» good old snapchat never lets me down πŸ™Š … instagram might be stealing all of your unique selling points but they don’t be teaching people stuff 😏.

dad just returned home with chocolate and i’ve also just found a bottle of vintage red … today has taken a rather brilliant turn 😬 anyway, we’ve gone proper off piste … i think that’ll do for actual blog stuff πŸ˜… on with today’s fact! 

#tdil that apple – you know, those dudes and dudettes that make iphones and shizz – have invented their own pizza box and patented it and everything!  Continue reading “today i learned – thurs 18th may 2017”

today i learned – sat 1st apr 2017

pinch, punch, first day of the month! 😏 if i’d thought ahead, i could have done some kind of crazy april fools … but i didn’t … so, you know πŸ‘πŸ»

anyway, there’s no time to be joking around, we’ve really important (food based πŸ•) information to discuss! it’s saturday, it’s sunny and i’ve a great film on the tellybox … naturally, the only thing to look for now that i’m hungry is pizza, dominoes pizza 😍.

the problem, however, is that i don’t feel like taking out a mortgage to pay for a pizza?! why you so expensive dominoes! ☹️ #tdil exactly why dominoes is so god darn expensive!Β  Continue reading “today i learned – sat 1st apr 2017”