firstly, it’s crazy that it’s november! 😱 #what. secondly, i have man flu and i think i might be dying 🤧
of course, the only thing that i can write about in my current state is definitely man flu … it’s a legit thing everyone!
#tdil that a study in 2013 actually proved that man flu might be an actual thing! 😏 #toldya Continue reading “today i learned – weds 1st nov 2017”
alrighty then, i’m writing this whilst cruising over france at 33,000ft at over 500mph (and watching adventure time) i love technology 🙊
anyway, if you ever needed a good reason to skip work on a monday, i’m about to give it to you 😏 #yourewelcome
#tdil that you’re more likely to have a heart attack on a monday than any other day! 💔 Continue reading “today i learned – mon 4th sept 2017”
for today’s lovely little fact of the day, we’re heading back into the disturbingly interesting world of tiny bugs.
this fact actually came from snapchat again … that is quickly becoming one of my major sources of content … i’m not really sure how i feel about this 🤔.
#tdil that there is a bug out there that has the power to turn you vegetarian 🍔. Continue reading “today i learned – mon 26th june 2017”
**note: i didn’t finish this before the taxi arrived … so it’s posted very late and half of it was written after much drink … 🥂🍾🍺🍸 #lol. right, on we go!**
alright, this one is going to have to be fairly quick … we’ve a taxi arriving in, like, ten minutes to take us into town and these posts usually take about thirty mins to write 😳
so, in lieu of a time machine that can be used to make me more productive earlier today, we’re just gonna have to get on with the show!
#tdil that it is a myth that sharks can’t get cancer 🦈 Continue reading “today i learned – sat 24th june 2017”
today, i’m going to give you a tip that might one day save your life … lol jokes, not really “save your life”. it might, however, help the tip of your tongue 😏.
#tdil that if you burn your tongue, you should dip it in sugar to relieve the pain 👍🏻.
now, sugar has to be one of my favourite things in the entire world but i’m not making this up! i was originally given this fact by a friend at work 😬 (#thankyou) and after a bit of research on the interwebnet it would seem lots of people agree … even colgate! Continue reading “today i learned – fri 10th mar 2017”