today i learned – thurs 6th july 2017

this fact that i do in fact have for thee today may just make you very happy … it’s an excuse to drink alcohol 😬🍸

but wait, there’s more! it’s also a way to stop mosquitos from trying to eat you πŸ‘πŸ» something that i for one really need in my life 😭

#tdil that drinking gin and tonic can deter mosquitos 😎 … literally the best way to get rid of horrid insects that want your blood!Β  Continue reading “today i learned – thurs 6th july 2017”

today i learned – tues 27th june 2017

i’m currently sat in an entirely dark room (due to a seemingly unending power cut) listening to the crackle of my brilliant wood wick candle … not gonna lie, it’s ruddy sublime πŸ™ŒπŸ» should do this more often.

this isn’t a shameless plug of wood wick (because i have like five readers … i’d totally sell out for wood wick though πŸ™ƒ) but you should totally purchase yourself one … smells great, sounds brilliant – it’s like having a fireplace in my room! 😍 anyway, this is totes irrelanvent … on with the show πŸ™ˆ

#tdil the reason why beer fizzes up when you hit the top of the bottle with another beer bottle 🍺 … (told you that awesome sounding candles were totally irrelevant). Continue reading “today i learned – tues 27th june 2017”