today i learned – tues 19th june 2018

this is solely the best thing you’re going to read today 😂 like, read this and then go back to bed … you’ll see nothing better today 🙈

#tdil that trump (yep it’s one of those facts) is planning to start a new defence force … in space 😳😂

basically, trump has seen the new star wars film, enjoyed it thoroughly and then decided that he wants an x-wing of his own 🙈

honestly, i’m literally not joking! at a meeting of the national space council earlier today, the magical president literally said that he wanted the pentagon to start a “space force” to establish the us as a dominance outside of the earth’s atmosphere 😅

apparently, his major driving force is that he doesn’t want the us falling behind russia and china when it comes to space dominance 🚀 he also said that the new “space force” is part of reclaiming america’s heritage as the ‘world’s greatest space-faring nation’ 🤷🏻‍♂️

you literally cannot make this trump goodness up … like, he just seems to create mental stuff 😂

unfortunately, much like a few of his other crazy plans, there are a few rather large speed bumps in the way of his real life star wars plans 🙄

for starters, the article from the independent (->here<-) that i’m using as a source seems to suggest that literally everyone important is against the ‘plan’ #awks 🤦🏻‍♂️

aside from that, there’s also the little problem of it requiring funding … which requires the agreement of congress 💸

regardless of the above roadblocks, there’s also the little problem of what the “space force” would actually do?! 😳 like, once you’re the only nation with all-destroying x-wings, what do you do?! 🤔

until the rest of the world catch up, do the awesome space pilots (what an epic job! 😱) just float about and wait for something to do … not a great use of $$ 😳

told you this would be the best thing you read all day 👍🏻 donald trump is literally beginning his plans to become the real life darth vader 😎 disney need to get ready for that royalty money 🤑

laters 😘 #tdil


fancy reading some more stuff (that isn’t as amusing as this)? just look over ->here<-

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