politics today people 😏 that’s right, we’re going to get all serious 🤓
lol jokes 😂 we are, however, going to discuss everyone’s favourite hair doo wearer – mr.trump
#tdil monsieur trump has a button on his oval office desk that demands a drink of coke be delivered asap🥤
i know right … even the dude running one of the most powerful countries in world needs a bevvie every now and then 🤷🏻♂️
turns out that the drink of choice for the current ‘potus’ (president of the united states) is diet coke … in fact, he likes it so much that he has a button on his desk that notifies his butler that he needs it to be delivered to him right away 🥤
now, during trump’s time as prezzo, there has been lots of talk of him pressing a red button and spectacularly blowing the world up … ironically, his coke demand button is also red 😂 (maybe we’ve all just been focusing on the wrong button 🙈).
apparently, the colour and position of the ‘super diet coke delivery’ button often makes his guests pretty nervous 😅 … i mean, there are no circumstances where trump hitting a red button wouldn’t terrify you.
i’ve got to honest, i find the whole thing rather darn amusing 🙃 like, could you imagine trumpington accidentally destroying finland (soz finland, don’t know why i picked on you 😳) and then tweeting all like “sozza, just wanted a diet coke but pressed the wrong button 🤷🏻♂️ #lulz #awks” 😂😂
right, i think that’s probably enough about the current prezzo and his button pressing habits 👍🏻
this has once again been a largely pointless fact … but hopefully you enjoyed this as much as i did 😂
peace out ✌🏻 #tdil
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