today i learned – fri 17th nov 2017

this morning, i have already used the line “world, get out of my life πŸ˜’” … yep, it’s one of those days πŸ™ƒ

that said, my dislike of people today isn’t all bad! 😏 it made me remember a fact that i wanted to look into 😬 it’s a goodun πŸ‘πŸ»

#tdil about a dude in russia who is convinced that he used to live on mars πŸ‘½ … um 😳

so yeah, this is a thing πŸ€™πŸ» boriska kipriyanovich (i’m only writing that once πŸ™ˆ … boriska translates to ‘little boris’ so that’s his name from now) who lives in volgograd, russia insists that he was born on mars and used to be a martian pilot.

you may be wondering why anyone is even giving this story time of day … well, the reason is that boris is horrendously clever and always has been πŸ€“ so clever that he was able to read, draw and paint by age one and a half 😯.

whilst the cleverness adds a small amount of credit, most people have been fascinated by the fact that boris has a deep understanding of space without having ever been taught anything about it πŸŒ• … like, he knows everything (to be honest, he probably just read a book πŸ™ˆ he’s super clever? πŸ˜‚)

boris says that his understanding comes due to the fact that he was born on mars and became a martian pilot, before being sent to earth to save us from an apocalyptic nuclear war 🌎 (apparently that already happened on mars).

known as ‘indigo children’, he and multiple others have been sent to earth to save us … probs from trump and kim πŸ˜….

as crazy as it is … the things that boris talks about are actually pretty fascinating … but in a fantastical kind of way πŸ‘½.

right, i think that’s enough about martians for one day πŸ€™πŸ» oh! one last thing – apparently the giant pyramid of giza hides lots of secrets … there’s an opening mechanism behind the ear somewhere but he’s forgotten where πŸ˜’ #youhadonejob

if you want to read more about this, you just need to go ->here<-

byyeeee πŸ™‚ #tdil


well, that was pretty exciting wasn’t it! feel like some more (less weird) stuff? just go ->here<-

(license for images time! picture of boris came from the sun article above, the picture of the milky way (which is also the header) came from ->here<- and the nuclear blast came from ->here<-)

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