this morning, i have already used the line “world, get out of my life 😒” … yep, it’s one of those days 🙃
that said, my dislike of people today isn’t all bad! 😏 it made me remember a fact that i wanted to look into 😬 it’s a goodun 👍🏻
#tdil about a dude in russia who is convinced that he used to live on mars 👽 … um 😳
so yeah, this is a thing 🤙🏻 boriska kipriyanovich (i’m only writing that once 🙈 … boriska translates to ‘little boris’ so that’s his name from now) who lives in volgograd, russia insists that he was born on mars and used to be a martian pilot.
you may be wondering why anyone is even giving this story time of day … well, the reason is that boris is horrendously clever and always has been 🤓 so clever that he was able to read, draw and paint by age one and a half 😯.
whilst the cleverness adds a small amount of credit, most people have been fascinated by the fact that boris has a deep understanding of space without having ever been taught anything about it 🌕 … like, he knows everything (to be honest, he probably just read a book 🙈 he’s super clever? 😂)
boris says that his understanding comes due to the fact that he was born on mars and became a martian pilot, before being sent to earth to save us from an apocalyptic nuclear war 🌎 (apparently that already happened on mars).
known as ‘indigo children’, he and multiple others have been sent to earth to save us … probs from trump and kim 😅.
as crazy as it is … the things that boris talks about are actually pretty fascinating … but in a fantastical kind of way 👽.
right, i think that’s enough about martians for one day 🤙🏻 oh! one last thing – apparently the giant pyramid of giza hides lots of secrets … there’s an opening mechanism behind the ear somewhere but he’s forgotten where 😒 #youhadonejob
if you want to read more about this, you just need to go ->here<-
byyeeee 🙂 #tdil
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